La Nouvelle Seine

  • Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
  • Capacity: 110 seats
  • St. Michel     
  • Cité     

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ABOUT

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.

 

From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.

 

There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!

 

Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes

LOCATION

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

St. Michel     , Cité     , Maubert-Mutualité    

Past shows at this venue

Comedy

One-man show

The French Language Explained by an American

Sebastian Marx, a New Yorker transplanted in Paris explains the trials and tribulations of learning the French language, prepare to laugh until you can't say fromage!
until 12/29/19
from 24 €

Comedy

One-man show

Stand-up Comedy

Tahnee, l’autre

A one-woman show that will tackle hot topics in today's world through cleverly crafted humor!
until 5/18/24
from 22 €

Comedy

Stand-up Comedy

A night with Laura Domenge

An hour of laughter with Laura Domenge; she’s eco-friendly, progressive, exhausted, and very, very sensitive.
until 5/18/24
from 23 €

Comedy

One-man show

Stand-up Comedy

Eddie Izzard - The Remix

Drum rolls, trumpet blasts ... Eddie Izzard is in Paris and reveals her 35 years of career!
until 5/18/24
from 37 €

One-man show

À l'aise by Serine Ayari

A hilarious one-woman show that tackles every subject.
until 5/18/24
from 22 €

One-man show

Stand-up Comedy

Au hasard by Bertrand Uzeel

When childhood memories and the quest for identity bring tears of laughter.
until 5/18/24
from 22 €

One-man show

Stand-up Comedy

Mérou by Lou Trotignon

A stand-up about transition, weaving together elements that are as touching as they are amusing.
until 5/18/24
from 22 €

Comedy

Stand-up Comedy

J'ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes

Was everything really written yesterday? Find out in this hilarious show.
until 5/18/24
from 22 €

One-man show

Drama Queen by Mahaut

One Parisian queen delivers a stand-up to rival all stand-ups. Stay in the drama, darlings.
until 5/18/24
from 22 €