Eddie Izzard - The Remix

La Nouvelle Seine

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100% in English


La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats


1 h 15 min

No intermission



Recommended for ages 12 and up

In English

Highlights: Eddie Izzard - The Remix

If you think you can only see Eddie Izzard at Madison Square Garden or the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles, you are mistaken. Here she comes to Paris, to the Nouvelle Seine for five exceptional dates and five exceptional comedy routines – all 100% in English!

We're still amazed! The woman who plays to full houses all over the world, from New York to Shanghai via Bombay, has chosen Paris to regale us with her good words taken from her various shows. Laughter is guaranteed! Buy your tickets now! They are likely to go fast.

Story: Eddie Izzard - The Remix

It’s official – Eddie Izzard is coming to Paris for a few dates! She performs just a stone's throw away from the Notre-Dame, on a spectacularly atmospheric moored barge, for just a selection of dates. Embark with her into her world, filled with fantasy and humour!


In April, Eddie Izzard is performing The Remix, a compilation of her best stand-up jokes and characters, giving us an inside look into her world and career as a comedian and performer over the past 35 years!
In need of a good laugh? Look no further – book your tickets now!


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La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.


From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.


There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!


Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes


How do I get to the Nouvelle Seine Theatre in the 5th arrondissement of Paris?

The Nouvelle Seine Theatre is accessible by:
Metro lines: The theatre is accessible by the metro lines ‘ and 10 which run until the following metro stations: Saint Michel or Maubert-Mutualité.
RER subway lines:The theatre is accessible by taking the RER B to the station Auber or the RER B until the station Saint Michel - Notre-dame.
Bus lines: The theatre is accessible by the bus lines 75, 87, 47, 63, 86 which run until the following bus stations: Pont de l’Archévêché, Dante, Île Saint-Louis.
Our hotline can be reached in case of difficulty finding the theatre from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Paris time. For details, we invite you to consult the map above.

What do I do when I get to the Nouvelle Seine Theatre?

We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of Eddie Izzard's show, The Remix, and present your voucher at the front desk.

How long do the show of Eddie Izzard last?

Eddie Izzard's show, The Remix, lasts 1 h 15 min, without intermission.

Can I take photos during the performance of Eddie Izzard - The Remix?

In order not to disturb the artists on stage, and for the comfort of other guests, you are not permitted to photograph, film, or record the performance for the duration of Eddie Izzard's show, The Remix. As long as the performance is not currently in session, feel free to take a snapshot of La Nouvelle Seine to remember your night out!

It says that this show is not recommended for children under 12. What does that mean?

While Eddie Izzard is a polite and well-educated English person, she sometimes uses a language that is ... let's say ... flowery. Check it out for yourself!

Is Eddie Izzard's stand-up show for an international audience or for French speakers?

Eddie Izzard's show, The Remix, is in English. You will be able to pick up on all of the subtleties of her show and humor.

Is it mandatory to tip the ushers?

The Nouvelle Seine Theatre is a small, open-ended theatre. Therefore, you are not obliged to pay a tip. However, if you want to thank an usher, you can tip him/her between 2 and 5 euros when he/she accompanies you to your seat.

Can we dine and/or have a drink on site?

The barge that houses the theatre also has a bar-restaurant, where you can dine or have a drink before or after the show. When you make your reservation, you can choose a category that includes dinner or a glass of champagne. If you wish, you can even take your glass of champagne with you during the show.