Tahnee, l’autre - La Nouvelle Seine

Location

La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats

Duration

1 hour

No intermission

Details

Stand-up Comedy

Recommended for ages 13 and up

In French

Highlights: Tahnee, l’autre

Tahnee is her real name. It’s of Indian origin, and actually means “theatre” in Hindi. Incredible, isn't it? Actually, that’s a complete lie, but don’t worry – Tahnee is a whip smart comic who can joke about anything. In her show, Tahnee, l'autre, she’ll tackle politics, culture, gender, sexuality, and diversity. Her stand-up show at La Nouvelle Seine will have you crying of laughter so much, you’ll be at risk of sinking the floating theatre!

See details for premium options below!

Story: Tahnee, l’autre

If you want to discover a truly stellar one-woman show, we invite you to take a trip to the quays of the Seine. Under the towers of Notre-Dame-de-Paris, a picturesque barge is moored, in which is installed a small theater: La Nouvelle Seine. Laugh until your cheeks ache with acclaimed stand-up, Tahnee, and her hilarious one-woman show. A true joy – discover Tahnee, l'autre now!

Premium Options and Experiences

Want a little more than just a ticket to the show? To make your experience unforgettable, you can choose one of these special offers when you make your reservation:

Show + Champagne (or other drink)

This offer includes a glass of champagne or a 25cl draught or a glass of wine or a soft drink.

Show + Dinner

As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month. To see the menu, see the "photos" section of the theatre below.

2-Course Dinner + Show:

This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert). At the restaurant, you will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts. Drinks are not included.

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La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.

From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.

There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!

Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes

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FAQ

How do I get to La Nouvelle Seine in the 5th arrondissement de Paris?

The Nouvelle Seine is accessible by:
Metro lines: La Nouvelle Seine can be reached by metro lines 10, 4, 1 and 11 which run to the sataions Maubert Mutualité, Cité, Hôtel de Ville.
RER lines: La Nouvelle Seine can be reached by RER line B which runs to the station Saint Michel - Notre Dame.
Bus lines: La Nouvelle Seine can be reached by bus lines 47, 87, 75 which run to the stations Lagrange, Pont de l'Archevêché et Pont d'Arcole.

Please note, once you reach the specified address, you will have to head down to the very banks of the Seine river to enter this unique venue right on a riverboat!

In case of difficulty, our hotline can be reached during our business hours. Please see the footer of this page for our contact details.

What do I do when I get to La Nouvelle Seine?

We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of Tahnee, l’autre, and present your voucher at the front desk. The theatre’s English-speaking staff members will guide you to your seats.

It says this show is not recommended for children under 12. What does that mean?

Some language may offend the sensibilities of a young audience.

How long does the show last?

Tahnee, l’autre lasts 1 hour.

Is it a show for an international audience or French speakers?

Tahnee, l’autre is entirely in French and is not surtitled in English.

Is tipping customary at La Nouvelle Seine?

La Nouvelle Seine is a small theatre with open seating. Therefore, you are not obliged to pay a tip. However, if you want to thank an usher, you can tip them between two and five euros when they accompany you to your seat. Fun fact: the French word for “tip” is “pourboire,” which literally translates to “to have a drink.”

Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink at La Nouvelle Seine?

This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a dinner or a glass of champagne, to make your night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring you champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.