The French Language Explained by an American

Sebastian Marx
sebastian marx comedy show english
La Nouvelle Seine

Until December 29, 2019

100% in English


La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats


1 hour (60 minutes)



Recommended for ages 12 and up

100% in English

Highlights: The French Language Explained by an American

If you are having trouble speaking French, don't worry. it's not your fault. It's the fault of the French language. Sebastian Marx is a New Yorker that has been living in France for 10 years now, he'll explain why.

This show is playing in riverboat-venue, the only one of its kind, floating atop the beautiful Seine River on the historic left bank!



Story: The French Language Explained by an American

Why is it "une baguette" and not "un baguette"? What does "ça va" really mean? How can you tell if a French girl likes you? How can you have a good French accent without sounding like a pretentious ass? Luckily, there is an American to explain it all to you.
Why an American? Because whatever the level of shameful French you speak, he's been there. And if he made it through, so can you. 

By the end of the show, you probably won't speak better French but at least you'll understand why. Catch Sebastian Marx, the hilarious new comedic talent in Paris, performing in one of the city's most unique theatres, the stage on a riverboat at La Nouvelle Seine, right in the shadow of Notre Dame!




We saw it yesterday, already a fan of his videos it was AWESOME to see him live! I had a great time in a beautiful environment: river-boat with a view of Notre Dame...



A top show, very very realistic and very funny, don't hesitate we had a great time!

Really good


A great time, I didn't even see the time go by. Perfect to have a good time and get your dose of laughter in the day, I recommend without hesitation!

Loved the performance!


Sebastian was on the mark - is a true professional! Had a great time! Chapeau!

Absolutely hilarious


From beginning to the end. An absolutely hilarious show, for both french and foreign people!!! Hugely recommend it !!! 

Great comedy show!


I went there with a friend of mine who doesn't speak any French an we both couldn't stop laughing. I highly recommend it! :) 

Funny show and cosy theatre


The show was really funny, this guy did a great performance! The theatre was inside a boat, cosy and different. I totally recommend it.

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La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.


From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.


There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!


Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes


Is the show accessible to English speakers?

Like all our shows, of course! In this case, Sebastian Marx will perform entirely in English, revealing some hilarious secrets of the French language along the way.

How do I get to the theatre?

The Nouvelle Seine is accessible by lines 4, 10, and the RER B, and the closest metro stations are St Michel and Maubert Mutualité. Please note, once you reach the specified address, you will have to head down to the very banks of the Seine River to enter this unique venue right on a riverboat! Our hotline can be reached in case of difficulty finding the theatre weekdays from 10 am to 7pm Paris time. For details, we invite you to consult the map above.

What do I do when I get to the theatre?

We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of the show, and present your voucher at the front desk. The theatre's English-speaking staff members will guide you to your seats.

Can I purchase a programme?

Tickets for The French Language Explained by an American do not include a show programme.

It says this show is not recommended for children under 12. What does it mean?

Sebastian Marx is a typical comedian. Officially, he speaks French and English. Unofficially... he loves to play with slang and explicit language to make you laugh,  like the New-York stand-up comedy actor that he is. Get your seatbelts fastened and be prepared to take off...

How long does the show last?

The show lasts exactly one hour.

Is it a show for travellers or French people?

Both! Sebastian Marx is an American living in France for the past 10 years. Over these years he has developed an endless energy to make you laugh, and a lot of jokes about both his American upbringing and his new French life. Parisians, French patrons from the province (i.e. anything French except Paris) and guests from all over the world can see his show and prepare for an evening of laughter!

Is tipping customary?

The Nouvelle Seine is a very small theatre with open seating. It is therefore not expected that you will tip the usher. However, if you feel like rewarding a very nice welcoming host, please note that ushers will usually expect a small tip of between 2€ and 5€, which you can give them when they've shown you to your seat. Fun fact: the French word for “tip” is “pourboire,” which literally translates to “to have a drink.”

Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink onsite?

This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar, where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a glass of champagne, to make you night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring you champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.