J'ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes

J'ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes
La Nouvelle Seine

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100% in French


La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats


1 hour

No intermission


Stand-up Comedy

For all audiences

In French

Highlights: J'ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes

He's 33, he's from Toulouse and he's funny as hell. His stand-up comedy, J'ai tout écrit hier at La Nouvelle Seine, plunges us into a gentle mix of comedy, deep reflection and memories.
A word of advice: keep your handkerchief at hand, because the anecdotes are humourous as the next and the reflections hit the nail on the head every time.



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Story: J'ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes

After eight years of performing at some of the most prestigious comedy clubs in France, Toulouse-based comedian Rémi Boyes is back with a captivating stand-up comedy show. In the course of his performance, he shares a series of hilarious anecdotes, including memories of his childhood in the South-West, wild tales about Santa Claus, and even bizarre adventures you won’t see coming. The stand-up act, entitled J'ai tout écrit hier, is a carefully selected compilation of the best jokes by this seasoned performer, and it is out to impress. Come and laugh out loud with Rémi Boyes at La Nouvelle Seine. He knows how to turn life's ordinary moments into unforgettable anecdotes full of gags.



Premium Options and Experiences

Want a little more than just a ticket to the show? To make your experience unforgettable, you can choose one of these special offers when you make your reservation:


Show + Champagne (or other drink)

This offer includes a glass of champagne or a 25cl draught or a glass of wine or a soft drink.


Show + Dinner

As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month. To see the menu, see the "photos" section of the theatre below.


2-Course Dinner + Show:

This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert). At the restaurant, you will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts. Drinks are not included.


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La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.


From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.


There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!


Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes


How do I get to La Nouvelle Seine in the 5th arrondissement of Paris?

La Nouvelle Seine is accessible by:
Metro lines: La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the Metro lines 4 and 10, which run until the metro stations Maubert - Mutualité and Saint-Michel Notre-Dame.
RER subway lines : La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the RER B and C which run to station Saint-Michel Notre-Dame.
Bus lines: La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the bus line 47, 63, 75, 86, 87, N15, and N22 which run to stations Pont de l’Archevêché, Lagrange, and Maubert - Mutualité.
The riverboat is situated just in front of 3 quai de Montebello on the banks of the Seine River.
In case of difficulty, our hotline can be reached during our business hours. Please see the footer of this page for our contact details.

What do I do when I get to La Nouvelle Seine?

We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of J’ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes, and present your voucher at the front desk. The theatre staff members will guide you to your seats.

How long does J’ai tout écrit by Rémi Boyes last?

J’ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes lasts 1 hour.

Is the stand-up show by Rémi Boyes for an international audience or French speakers?

The stand-up comedy show by Rémi Boyes is more suited to a French-speaking audience because it is performed exclusively in French. If you feel like you have the level of French to follow along—discover French stand-up through Rémi Boyes!

Can I take photos during J’ai tout écrit by Rémi Boyes?

In order not to disturb the artists on stage, and for the comfort of other guests, you are not permitted to photograph, film, or record the performance for the duration of J’ai tout écrit hier by Rémi Boyes. As long as the performance is not currently in session, feel free to take a snapshot of the La Nouvelle Seine to remember your night out!

Is tipping customary?

La Nouvelle Seine is a small theatre with open seating. Therefore, you are not obliged to pay a tip. However, if you want to thank an usher, you can tip him/her between 2 and 5 euros when he/she accompanies you to your seat. Fun fact: the French word for “tip” is “pourboire”, which literally translates to “to have a drink.”

Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink on site?

This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar, where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a dinner or a glass of champagne, to make your night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring your champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.