Le Cabaret Burlesque

cabaret show paris
La Nouvelle Seine

From 11/07 to 27/12/2025

No dialogue

Location

La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats

Duration

1 h 10 min

No intermission


Details

Cabaret dance and music

Recommended for ages 12 and up

Includes a small amount of spoken French


Highlights: Le Cabaret Burlesque

A collection of talented performers, each with a particular style, combine glam and rock in hilarious fashion. The retro aesthetics of this intimate show make for a quintessentially Parisian cabaret as you've never seen before! With a touch of lipstick, a dash of classic cabaret, lots of glitter, and revealing dances, femininity and beauty are represented in all varieties through every facet imaginable. A provocatively comedic performance sure to leave you laughing and clapping along!

 

Uniting cabaret and cheeky comedy, burlesque saw its glory in Paris throughout the late 19th century, before spreading to all corners of the globe. Making a triumphant return to the Parisian stage in this unique collection of acts, prepare to discover and rediscover the art of burlesque, as this show breathes new life into the age-old Parisian tradition!

 

Note: The charming master of ceremonies will warm up the audience with a brief introduction of each scene in French, don't be alarmed, simply sit back and enjoy!

Next dates

11
FriJuly
8:00 PM
11
FriJuly
9:45 PM
12
SatJuly
8:00 PM
12
SatJuly
9:45 PM
13
SunJuly
7:00 PM
13
SunJuly
8:00 PM
18
FriJuly
8:00 PM
18
FriJuly
9:45 PM
19
SatJuly
8:00 PM
19
SatJuly
9:45 PM
20
SunJuly
7:00 PM
25
FriJuly
8:00 PM
25
FriJuly
9:45 PM
26
SatJuly
8:00 PM
26
SatJuly
9:45 PM
27
SunJuly
7:00 PM
27
SunJuly
8:00 PM
12
FriSeptember
9:00 PM
12
FriSeptember
10:30 PM
13
SatSeptember
9:00 PM
13
SatSeptember
10:30 PM
19
FriSeptember
9:00 PM
19
FriSeptember
10:30 PM
20
SatSeptember
9:00 PM
20
SatSeptember
10:30 PM
26
FriSeptember
9:00 PM
26
FriSeptember
10:30 PM
27
SatSeptember
9:00 PM
27
SatSeptember
10:30 PM
03
FriOctober
9:00 PM
03
FriOctober
10:30 PM
04
SatOctober
9:00 PM
04
SatOctober
10:30 PM
10
FriOctober
9:00 PM
10
FriOctober
10:30 PM
11
SatOctober
9:00 PM
11
SatOctober
10:30 PM
17
FriOctober
9:00 PM
17
FriOctober
10:30 PM
18
SatOctober
9:00 PM
18
SatOctober
10:30 PM
24
FriOctober
9:00 PM
24
FriOctober
10:30 PM
25
SatOctober
9:00 PM
25
SatOctober
10:30 PM
31
FriOctober
9:00 PM
31
FriOctober
10:30 PM
01
SatNovember
9:00 PM
01
SatNovember
10:30 PM
07
FriNovember
9:00 PM
07
FriNovember
10:30 PM
08
SatNovember
9:00 PM
08
SatNovember
10:30 PM
14
FriNovember
9:00 PM
14
FriNovember
10:30 PM
15
SatNovember
9:00 PM
15
SatNovember
10:30 PM
21
FriNovember
9:00 PM
21
FriNovember
10:30 PM
22
SatNovember
9:00 PM
22
SatNovember
10:30 PM
28
FriNovember
9:00 PM
28
FriNovember
10:30 PM
29
SatNovember
9:00 PM
29
SatNovember
10:30 PM
05
FriDecember
9:00 PM
05
FriDecember
10:30 PM
06
SatDecember
9:00 PM
06
SatDecember
10:30 PM
12
FriDecember
9:00 PM
12
FriDecember
10:30 PM
13
SatDecember
9:00 PM
13
SatDecember
10:30 PM
19
FriDecember
9:00 PM
19
FriDecember
10:30 PM
20
SatDecember
9:00 PM
20
SatDecember
10:30 PM
26
FriDecember
9:00 PM
26
FriDecember
10:30 PM
27
SatDecember
9:00 PM
27
SatDecember
10:30 PM

Premium Options and Experiences

Want a little more than just a ticket to the show? To make your experience unforgettable, you can choose one of these special offers when you make your reservation:

 

Show at 10:30 p.m. + Champagne (or other drink)

This offer includes a glass of champagne or a 25cl draught or a glass of wine or a soft drink.

 

Show at 8:45 p.m. + Dinner at 9:30 p.m.

As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month. 
To see the menu, see the section "Menu at La Nouvelle Seine".

 

2-Course Dinner + Show:

This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert). At the restaurant, you will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts.

Menu at La Nouvelle Seine

★ This Month's Menu by the duo, Kimono

  • Starter
    • • Sea bream sashimi: raspberry vini, red fruit, labaneh
    • • Burrata: Matbuha, olive, anchovies
    • • Asparagus: gribiche sauce, candied egg, capers

  • Main Course
    • • Faux filet: roast potatoes, chimi churri
    • • Bar: green vegetables, scordia, caramelised almonds
    • • Schnitzel: marinated cauliflower, Panko, Kimchi

  • Dessert
    • • Coconut pingui: mousse, coconut, chocolate
    • • Malabi: rose water, pistachio, dried flower
    • • The Strawberry: rhubarb, yoghurt, olive oil

Reviews

A great time
Had a great time at the burlesque cabaret! It was my first time seeing a cabaret and I loved it. The acts were beautiful, and combined with the presenter's contributions, which made us laugh a lot, we had a great evening :-)
Tory
Great place
"All in all, a very good evening! A must if you want to eat well and enjoy the view."
Quentin
Loved it!
Beautiful venue, perfect for burlesque, with a glass of champagne - if you don't know cabaret, this is a good opportunity, and if you do, you'll love this one!
Avril
Funny and charming
Wonderful girls...dance,cabaret and a pleasant evening that taste of belle epoque and modern age..a "to do" in Paris
Giulia
A pleasure
Wow! Amazing people who host the best burlesque cabaret show EVER! It was a super surprising and total pleasure to experience this show. Thank you so much!
Renee
Highly recommend

Lots of humour and girls who take pleasure in seducing their audience. Magnificent moment, I highly recommend

Laurence Bonard
Still laughing

A superb show! I invited 37 people and everyone was delighted! Thank you for this evening full of glitter. I have not stopped laughing because this show is also very comical.

Commonly K
Burlesque cabaret

Excellent time spent with friends, very good humor, never vulgar! Place and unusual activity ... to do;)

Valentineneve
A must see

A cute show that highlights the woman, always daring and never vulgar. A great ambiance with a fiery master of ceremonies and her team! You'll have a great time

charlotte
We'll be back!

 

We had a wonderful evening watching this beautiful show that was both funny and crazy with excellent artists. We will be back to see it again for sure!

Laura78
Excellent evening

 

We had a wonderful evening seeing this quality show with its terrific artists who knew exactly how to share their dynamic sense of artistry and humour. I highly recommend the Cabaret Burlesque

chouvigney03

La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

 

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.

 

From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.

 

There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!

 

Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes