La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats
Le Cabaret Burlesque
Location
Duration
1h 10min
No intermission
Details
Cabaret dance and music
Recommended for ages 12 and up
Includes a small amount of spoken French
Highlights: Le Cabaret Burlesque
A collection of talented performers each with a particular style combine glam and rock in hilarious fashion. The retro aesthetics of this intimate show make for a quintessentially Parisian cabaret as you've never seen before! With a touch of lipstick, a dash of classic cabaret, lots of glitter, and revealing dances, femininity and beauty are represented in all varieties through every facet of movement imaginable. A provocatively comedic performance sure to leave you laughing and clapping along!
See details for premium options below!
Story: Le Cabaret Burlesque
Uniting cabaret and cheeky comedy, burlesque saw its glory in Paris throughout the late 19th century, before spreading to all corners of the globe. Making a triumphant return to the Parisian stage in this unique collection of acts, prepare to discover and rediscover the art of burlesque, as this show breathes new life into the age-old Parisian tradition!
Note: The charming master of ceremonies will warm up the audience with a brief introduction of each sketch in French, don't be alarmed, simply sit back and enjoy!
Add-Ons & Special Experiences
Looking for more than a standard ticket to the show? To make your experience an unforgettable one, you will be able to choose one of the following upgrade offers at the time of booking:
Champagne + Show
This offer includes a complementary glass of champagne.
Dinner + Show
Important to know: since March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talents. The menu will change every month.
3-course Dinner + Champagne + Wine + Show:
This offer includes a 3-course dinner (starter, main course, dessert), 1 glass of champagne, and 2 glasses of wine.
You will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts.
3-course Dinner + Show:
This offer includes a 3-course dinner (starter, main course, dessert).
You will have a choice of several starters, main courses, and desserts. Drinks are not included.
2-course Dinner + Show:
This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert).
You will have a choice of several starters, main courses, and desserts. Drinks are not included.
March Menu by the culinary duo Kimono
As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month.
Appetizer:
Fatoush Salad (tomato, cucumber, feta, zaatar, sumac, arugula)
or Oysters Salsa (oysters, salsa, kiwi and pomegranate, infused oil)
or Chicken Bao (chicken gizzards, caramelized onion molasses, soft-boiled egg, Bao)
Main course:
Shiso Snacked Scallops (snacked scallops, shiso beurre blanc, Brussels sprouts)
or Chimi Churri Lamb Chops (lamb chops, carrot mousseline with cumin and chimi churri)
or Miso Vegetable Gyoza (vegetable ravioli and miso broth with coffee)
Dessert:
Orange Blossom and Date Millefeuille
or Chocolate Fondant
or Tarte Tatin
Drinks:
Wine (red, white, or rosé) and a glass of champagne
All dishes are homemade with fresh products.
Reviews
Lots of humour and girls who take pleasure in seducing their audience. Magnificent moment, I highly recommend
Laurence Bonard
3 years ago
A superb show! I invited 37 people and everyone was delighted! Thank you for this evening full of glitter. I have not stopped laughing because this show is also very comical.
Commonly K
3 years ago
Excellent time spent with friends, very good humor, never vulgar! Place and unusual activity ... to do;)
Valentineneve
3 years ago
A cute show that highlights the woman, always daring and never vulgar. A great ambiance with a fiery master of ceremonies and her team! You'll have a great time
charlotte
4 years ago
We had a wonderful evening watching this beautiful show that was both funny and crazy with excellent artists. We will be back to see it again for sure!
Laura78
4 years ago
We had a wonderful evening seeing this quality show with its terrific artists who knew exactly how to share their dynamic sense of artistry and humour. I highly recommend the Cabaret Burlesque
chouvigney03
4 years ago
La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine
A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.
From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how! As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.
There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation. Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!
Fast facts Capacity: 110 Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time. Air conditioning: Yes Heating: Yes
FAQ
How do I get to La Nouvelle Seine?
The Nouvelle Seine is accessible by: Metro lines: You can take line 4 to Cité, line 10 to Maubert Mutualité or lines 1 and 11 to Hôtel de Ville. RER: You can take the RER B to Saint-Michel Notre-Dame. Please note, once you reach the specified address, you will have to head down to the very banks of the Seine river to enter this unique venue right on a riverboat!
Our customer service can be reached in case of difficulty from 10 am to 7 pm, Monday to Friday. For more information, please consult the map above.What do I do when I get to La Nouvelle Seine?
We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of The Cabaret Burlesque, and present your voucher at the front desk. The theatre’s English-speaking staff members will guide you to your seats..
Is a show programme included?
Tickets for The Cabaret Burlesque do not include a show programme.
It says this show is not recommended for children under 12. What does it mean?
Please be aware that like many cabaret shows, The Cabaret Burlesque contains moments of brief nudity. We recommend 12 years of age and older.
How long does the show last?
The Cabaret Burlesque lasts 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Is it a show for travelers or French people?
Both! There’s nothing to make an evening more perfectly Parisian than seeing an intimate cabaret on a riverboat in the shadow of Notre-Dame! Marvelling at a traditional cabaret is a pleasure shared by both French audiences and international visitors alike. The sassy master of ceremonies will tell a few jokes and introduce each act in charming French, and a series of talented performers delight along to international hits. Let yourself be carried away through song and dance!
Is tipping customary?
La Nouvelle Seine is a small theatre with open seating. Therefore, you are not obliged to pay a tip. However, if you want to thank an usher, you can tip him/her between 2 and 5 euros when he/she accompanies you to your seat. Fun fact: the French word for “tip” is “pourboire”, which literally translates to “to have a drink.”
Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink onsite?
This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar, where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a dinner or a glass of champagne, to make your night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring you champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.