Moyenne by Camille Giry

La Nouvelle Seine

Until June 28, 2024

100% in French


La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats


1 hour

No intermission


Stand-up Comedy

For all audiences

In French

Highlights: Moyenne by Camille Giry

If you're thinking that the return from the holidays isn't much fun, you can count on La Nouvelle Seine to put a smile back on your face without fail! This autumn 2023, on the riverboat that rocks in the shadow of the of Notre-Dame-de-Paris, La Nouvelle Seine is offering a significant, hand-picked sample of Paris's most talented stand-up comedians.
Come and discover Camille Giry in her stand-up comedy show entitled Moyenne, which talks about feminism, books and even cinema!



See details for our premium option below!




  • Starters
  • • Seasonal gazpacho, green oil, pansies
  • • Shallot tatin, seasonal miso salad
  • • Ceviche, beetroot leche de tigre, bluemeat
  • Main Course
  • • Veal roast, kalamata olives, orzo, aubergine caviar
  • • Fish 'n greens, sesame sauce
  • • Raviolo, sundried tomatoes, Pecorino, tomato water
  • Desserts
  • • Strawberry-mint pavlova, jelly
  • • Crème brûlée, black sesame
  • • Choco Guiness cake



*All dishes are homemade with fresh products.

Story: Moyenne by Camille Giry

At La Nouvelle Seine, Camille Giry asks herself in her stand-up show entitled Moyenne if she's beautiful, if she's intelligent, if she's tall, if she's fat, if she's thin, if she's normal.
In her stand-up comedy, Camille will deconstruct these famous questions that seem to ruminate in people’s minds without mercy.
One thing's for sure, her show is devilishly hilarious and won't make you regret coming back from holiday.

Premium Options and Experiences

Want a little more than just a ticket to the show? To make your experience unforgettable, you can choose one of these special offers when you make your reservation:


Show + Champagne (or other drink)

This offer includes a glass of champagne or a 25cl draught or a glass of wine or a soft drink.


Show + Dinner

As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month. To see the menu, see the section "Menu at La Nouvelle Seine".


2-Course Dinner + Show:

This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert). At the restaurant, you will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts.


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La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.


From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.


There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!


Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes


How do I get to La Nouvelle Seine in the 5th arrondissement of Paris?

La Nouvelle Seine is accessible by:
Metro lines: La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the Metro lines 4 and 10, which run until the metro stations Maubert - Mutualité and Saint-Michel Notre-Dame.
RER subway lines : La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the RER B and C which run to station Saint-Michel Notre-Dame.
Bus lines: La Nouvelle Seine riverboat is accessible by the bus line 47, 63, 75, 86, 87, N15, and N22 which run to stations Pont de l’Archevêché, Lagrange, and Maubert - Mutualité.
The riverboat is situated just in front of 3 quai de Montebello on the banks of the Seine River.

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What do I do when I get to La Nouvelle Seine?

We invite you to arrive 15 minutes before the beginning Moyenne by Camille Giry, and present your voucher at the front desk. The theatre staff members will guide you to your seats.

How long does the stand-up show by Camille Giry last?

The stand-up comedy show Moyenne by Camille Giry lasts 1 hour.

Is the stand-up show by Camille Giry for an international audience or French speakers?

The stand-up comedy show Moyenne by Camille Giry is more suited to a French-speaking audience because it is performed exclusively in French. If you feel like you have the level of French to follow along—discover French stand-up through Camille Giry!

Can I take photos during Moyenne by Camille Giry ?

In order not to disturb the artists on stage, and for the comfort of other guests, you are not permitted to photograph, film, or record the performance for the duration of Moyenne by Camille Giry. As long as the performance is not currently in session, feel free to take a snapshot of the La Nouvelle Seine to remember your night out!

Is tipping customary?

La Nouvelle Seine is a small theatre with open seating. Therefore, you are not obliged to pay a tip. However, if you want to thank an usher, you can tip him/her between 2 and 5 euros when he/she accompanies you to your seat. Fun fact: the French word for “tip” is “pourboire”, which literally translates to “to have a drink.”

Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink on site?

This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar, where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a dinner or a glass of champagne, to make your night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring your champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.